I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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