I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
should my penis look like a turkey
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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