i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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