Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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