Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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