Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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