ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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