Do vagina's smell?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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