After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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