can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she looked like the before picture.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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