whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
