Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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