i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
There r osticjed everywhere
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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