Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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