In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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