so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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