im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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