I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Everything about him screamed your future.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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