any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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