So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i believe in u and ur pee
I did not marry a roomba.
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