Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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