pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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