Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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