So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
