So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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