We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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