i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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