sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I will die if light touches me.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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