They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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