So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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