I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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