Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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