You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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