i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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