TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
