Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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