Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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