We won't sleep together?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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