More tranny stories later!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
