Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Randomize
