It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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