Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize