i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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