she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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