i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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