I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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