I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Congratulations! We have a period
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