I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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