My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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