Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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