Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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