I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I have already put on my inside pants.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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