I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
