Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
