I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
